coming soon: Caught In The Act

This is going to get messy, but that's how things often go on the club circuit. You are in Headliners Mens' Club in Greenville, Pennsylvania, 65 miles north of Pittsburgh, population 7,000. A good place to live. A good place to grow up in. A good place to see Crystal Gunns smear a mixture of Hershey's chocolate syrup (naturally) and fresh, homogenized milk all over her supple body until it's past-your-eyes. This ribald stickiness took place during the "Big-Bust Championship" sponsored by R&D Promotions. Crystal won the following trophies: Miss Erotic Big-Bust, Most Beautiful Face, and Most Sensuous Woman. It sure looks like the dudes who had their faces eagerly buried between her tits and legs had an enlightening time also. Maybe you too can muff-dive Crystal when she's dancing in a strip joint near you, dependent upon city or county rules, laws and regulations.